Hey, Maid Marion

Hey, Maid Marion
Don't mean to be so contrarian
But if you're such a vegetarian
What's up with those blue suede shoes?

Hey, Maid Marion
I'm just kidding and it's all good
Do you have a little Robin Hood?
Guess everyone pays their dues.

    Purple corset and a head full of flowers
    You're the May Queen at the Ren Fair
    Tankard of mead and a handful of downers
    And maybe you can bear your lack of soul

Hey, Maid Marion
Don't mean to be so contrarian
If you wanna be a veterinarian
What's up with that dead mink stole?

[Brief but tasteful 12-string electric guitar solo]

    Purple corset and a head full of flowers
    You're the May Queen at the Ren Fair
    Tankard of mead and a handful of downers
    And maybe you can bear your lack of soul

Hey, Maid Marion
I'm just kidding and it's all good
Do you have a little Robin Hood?
Have I mentioned I'm in love with you?